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Re: Jokes
« Reply #150 on: September 01, 2021, 08:05:05 PM »
 :)

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« Reply #151 on: September 01, 2021, 11:35:04 PM »
Some great trolling  :laugh:


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« Reply #152 on: September 02, 2021, 09:28:28 AM »
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« Reply #153 on: September 03, 2021, 01:30:09 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #154 on: September 04, 2021, 10:19:02 AM »
Methylated Spirit

A Scruffy Tramp walks into a DIY Sop and says  "Bottle of methylated spirit please."

The Shopkeeper "Look mate, no offense but I wasn't born yesterday. I can't sell that to you when I know you're just gonna drink it."

The Tramp says "Hey, what are you implying? This is ridiculous, I'm using it to restore some antique furniture"

"All right, all right, sorry .." says the shopkeeper, " It's just that we have tramps coming in here buying meths , drinking it and being sick in the local doorways .... That's ?0.62  just taking a bottle off the shelf."

The Tramp says  "Oh OK thanks ....... , BTW do you have a cold one?"  :)
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« Reply #155 on: September 05, 2021, 11:24:31 AM »
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« Reply #156 on: September 06, 2021, 03:37:22 PM »
;)

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« Reply #157 on: September 09, 2021, 12:34:14 PM »
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« Reply #158 on: September 09, 2021, 06:47:10 PM »
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Re: Jokes
« Reply #159 on: September 10, 2021, 08:04:46 AM »
One for both camps  :biggrin:

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« Reply #160 on: September 13, 2021, 06:33:11 PM »
;)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #161 on: September 16, 2021, 07:49:50 PM »
Both lucky in reality.

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« Reply #162 on: September 16, 2021, 08:25:52 PM »
Both lucky in reality.

In the same vein ;)

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #163 on: September 16, 2021, 08:29:31 PM »
BIDEN'S US of A  screwy

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Re: Jokes
« Reply #164 on: September 16, 2021, 08:34:26 PM »
I've been a bit bored of late,  so I brought myself a Jigsaw  :biggrin:

I THINK I'VE ..... 

 

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