Author Topic: Beheading! (Read 5288 times)

TBWG · « **on:** August 27, 2010, 09:04:35 PM »

Hi Bums

I see in the upcoming calender that we are due to celebrate the beheading of John the baptist!

Seems I have missed out on what to do, so some advice please Do I .................................

(1) Hide chocolate eggs and forget where I put them?

(2) Make a flour & water mix and toss it?

(3) Make a bonfire and cremate anyone called guy?

(4) Send unwanted gifts that people have given me to people I dislike?

(5) Get cross with a bun?

So can someone please complete my education?

TBWG

Geordie Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** August 27, 2010, 09:36:04 PM »

I would suggest none of the above, as according to Mathew, I call him Mat, bit of a mate of mine :-)

According to Matthew 3:4, he wore clothing made of camel's hair and ate locusts and wild honey, and baptized people in the river Jordan.

So lets get this straight:

We need to wear crap clothes

Eat Takatan

Eat too much Nam Tarm
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And swim in Katawah with the buffalo crap
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OK Got it Move to Issan

Shit I have stayed here too long Or may'be just too Old

TBWG · « **Reply #2 on:** August 27, 2010, 10:34:37 PM »

Hi Geordie boy

Well thats soon sorted, no problem

Just need to figure out what day I need to take the dip?

TBWG

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