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Buriram Province - General Category => Farming in Isaan => Topic started by: Mikeh on May 15, 2013, 07:18:59 AM

Title: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on May 15, 2013, 07:18:59 AM
Three questions   re Chickens, english radishes and flowers

Just read old topic re farming  I am looking to buy  the larger type of chicken  not the fighting chickens  I want to keep the eggs for personal use               I have a small piece of land around my home in Ban Seprum 
I was also interested in reading  your comments Nookie about English radishes.  more info mate
 Does anyone know where to get wholesale flowers in this area    Any info would be most appreciated
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on May 15, 2013, 07:12:37 PM
Yes you can get Egg Laying European type chickens............
Bob the gardener grows English Radish,Beetroot,Carrots in his place near Soeng Saeng.
Wholsale flowers!!.....I know only of the places in Korat.....someone may have knowledge for Buriram....I
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on May 15, 2013, 07:36:48 PM
nookie thanks for the response 
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on May 15, 2013, 07:40:21 PM
Thanks mate  can i contact bob the farmer

Can i get these chickens in buriram   I live near Krasang

Title: Re: chickens
Post by: davu on May 16, 2013, 10:05:12 AM
I saw Rhode Island reds advertised for sale. In Chiang Mai... try Baht and Sold, they sometimes have stuff like that.
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on May 16, 2013, 12:45:18 PM
Thanks mate  can i contact bob the farmer

Can i get these chickens in buriram   I live near Krasang


Ask around locally ,,,they are not hard to find................
Bob has actually flown home to Wales for 3 weeks.......back early June
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 19, 2013, 01:49:05 PM
Nookie do you have Bob the farmer's contact details   I have built my chicken coop and would like some western chickens
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: candy on August 19, 2013, 01:57:06 PM
Nookie do you have Bob the farmer's contact details   I have built my chicken coop and would like some western chickens


RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   stop1



 

Title: Re: chickens
Post by: candy on August 19, 2013, 02:04:11 PM

A Pakistani and an Englishman lived next door to each other. The Pakistani owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked into his garden and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden.
 He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Pakistani ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the hen. The Englishman disagreed because the egg was laid on his property.
 They argued for a while until finally the Pakistani said, "In my family we normally solve disputes by the following actions: I kick you in the groin and time how long it takes you to get back up, then you kick me in the groin and time how long it takes for me to get up. Whoever gets up quicker wins the egg?"
 The Englishman agreed to this and so the  Pakistani found his heaviest pair of boots and put them on, he took a few steps back, then ran toward the Englishman and kicked as hard as he could in the balls.
 The Englishman fell to the floor clutching his testicles, howling in agony for 30 minutes. Eventually the Englishman stood up and said, "Now it's my turn to kick you." At, this the Pakistani said, " oh goodness gracious me no  you  just keep the  egg."
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 19, 2013, 02:30:01 PM
Not racist at all the chickens a re larger and produce more meat     I want to cross them with my local chickens      Simple request RACIST I DONT THINK   
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on August 20, 2013, 03:58:25 AM
Nookie do you have Bob the farmer's contact details   I have built my chicken coop and would like some western chickens
Bob doesn't have chickens,,,,,,,,,,,he grows a lot of different farang vegetables...........There is an Irishman Mick who has many egglaying chickens & has recently ordered 60 more from Nang Rong at a cost of 10,000baht
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 20, 2013, 06:49:11 AM
Cheers mate what are their forum contact details 
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: candy on August 20, 2013, 07:42:10 AM
 Chicken or egg?



Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on August 20, 2013, 08:57:49 AM
Cheers mate what are their forum contact details 
Neither of them are on any forums,,,,,,I'll be seeing them both next weekend & get their details for you
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 20, 2013, 12:39:57 PM
Many thanks Nookie
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on August 29, 2013, 02:54:32 PM
Many thanks Nookie
I've just sent u a PM with their details..........Hope it helps........Cheers Nookie
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: pablo on August 29, 2013, 10:01:42 PM
Sorry, I just can't resist....

A guy goes into a Brooklyn N.Y. butcher shop and asks for a whole chicken, for roasting.

In a twangy Brooklyn accent, the butcher points to a case full of chickens and says "We got New Joisey chickens and Long Island chickens, which kind do you want?"

The customer looks befuddled and says "What's the difference...they all look the same to me, how can you tell?"

The butcher then takes a chicken from the case and inserts his finger in the birds rectum!   He then pulls his finger out, sniffs it, and then licks his finger..."yep, that's a Joisey chicken."

The shocked customer while pointing, says to the butcher "Wow, whats this big one over here?"

The butcher takes the bird out, sticks his finger in it's rectum, then sniffs his finger and tastes it..."yep, that's a Long Island chicken."

The customer screeches "Jeeeezus, I've never seen anything like this at my home butcher shop!"

The butcher replies "Oh yeah, where're the hell ya from?"

The customer turns around, drops his trousers and shorts, bends over and says "You tell me."

Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 30, 2013, 07:10:43 AM
cheers nookie   ill make contact   by the way you still have fray bentos pies in stock
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: nookiebear on August 30, 2013, 07:41:30 AM
cheers nookie   ill make contact   by the way you still have fray bentos pies in stock
Very few apart from Ch & Mushroom ,next shipment overdue by 3 weeks!
Title: Re: chickens
Post by: Mikeh on August 30, 2013, 09:53:18 AM
cheers mate  keep me posted