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Buriram Province - General Category => Free classifieds - For sale/for rent/wanted => Miscellaneous / General => Topic started by: smoooth2 on February 28, 2013, 05:38:47 PM

Title: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: smoooth2 on February 28, 2013, 05:38:47 PM
Please see attached photos

FOR IMMEDIATE SALE ....... 1 GENUINE USED THONG (Flip Flop) ...... ONLY ONE OWNER SINCE NEW !!!!

MASSIVE 20% PRICE SLASH .......... was 5 baht ......... now just 4 baht ..... PRICE FIRM .... NO OFFERS PLEASE

MOTIVATED SELLER

Fully imported, quality item. (see pic)

Masterpiece of design, made by skilled craftsmen using latest International technology

Made with quality rubber and canvas material

Rare item ... extremely hard to find in this condition.

Collectors item. Original low low manufacturing number (11) still visible on underside. (see pic)

Only known survivor of 427,690,476 similiar items made during 2010

Regrettably, original box, product operating manual and Certificate of Ownership lost due to ravages of time

Manufactured to stringent International Specifications & Codes

Easily transported across International borders ... no paperwork required

A real money saver for amputees, as this item normally comes as a pair

Has a multitude of uses around the home, including, but not limited to ...

* Levelling device for fridges & tables

* Insect killer

* Child Anti Tantrum Deterent

* Anti Tinea protector

* Insulator against electrocution

* Door wedge

* and many many more ... too numerous to mention here

Genuine enquiries only please ... no tyre kickers

Viewing can be arranged by appointment only. PM me

Personal shoppers only .... NO AGENTS OR AUCTIONEERS !!

REFUND POLICY

If you are not entirely happy with the item, please return to seller with self addressed envelope & enclosing 490bt for postage and handling. Full purchase price will then happily be refunded to you. No questions asked.
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: DeputyDavid on February 28, 2013, 10:27:59 PM
Im holding out for the half price blow out sale.....
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 01, 2013, 05:37:35 AM
Not much chance of finding a buyer in this day and age.

Everyone expects  "Buy One -Get One FREE"
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: nookiebear on March 01, 2013, 07:27:51 AM
CoCo,says its only YOU that trawls the supermarkets searching for BOGOF offers
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 01, 2013, 07:35:38 AM
It was Nookie, but since I taught him, he and his Mrs spend all their shopping time looking for BOGOF'S
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: nookiebear on March 01, 2013, 07:37:44 AM
It was Nookie, but since I taught him, he and his Mrs spend all their shopping time looking for BOGOF'S
You told me he only frequents places where Katoeys are employed!
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 01, 2013, 07:43:08 AM
There was a similar BOGOF system operating in a Pattaya bar a couple of years back. Buy 2 beers and get 1 free -but even better (for some) buy 10 drinks and a barfine and get a 2nd barfine FREE!

Come back Nookie -don't rush off!
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 01, 2013, 07:44:25 AM
It was Nookie, but since I taught him, he and his Mrs spend all their shopping time looking for BOGOF'S
You told me he only frequents places where Katoeys are employed!

That's not difficult. There are so many around everywhere. Problem is finding somewhere where katoeys are NOT employed!
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: smoooth2 on March 01, 2013, 07:49:30 PM
Just had an offer from a Thai guy ... he wants to put the said item on layby  :D       :D

Probably the same shithead that nicked the other one. Reckons he can get a matching pair for 4 baht.

I told him to leave a carton of Leo as a deposit.
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: mike on March 05, 2013, 08:35:02 PM
Looks like they found smooths missing Thong ....

http://www.thaivisa.com/forum/topic/623635-police-to-make-alleged-karaoke-killers-sing/   :o

Mike
Title: Re: Bargain - For Sale
Post by: smoooth2 on March 05, 2013, 08:56:04 PM
Oh bugger ... looks like I can expect a visit from the BIB

I've heard about cars being stolen for use in crimes, but this is a new twist.

Suppose I can kiss my beloved thong goodbye ... it's now evidence ... locked away for years.

Might be worth something on eBay though ??  Celebrity Thong ... Christ ... can you imagine the perverts THAT will bring out of the woodwork. Will they be surprised when they get the "thong"

It'll smell like sweat ... rather than fish.