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Title: Wisdom sentences. Post yours!
Post by: Admin on February 01, 2011, 10:47:55 AM
fastclappingWisdom sentences. Post yours!  fastclapping

Never assume the obvious is true.

To turn $100 into $110 is work. To turn $100 million into $110 million is inevitable.

Never go to bed mad - Stay up and fight.

Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character.

Even the wisest of kings needs advice.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning.

Accept everything about yourself - I mean everything, You are you and that is the beginning and the end - no apologies, no regrets.

To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.

Trust yourself. Create the kind of self that you will be happy to live with all your life. Make the most of yourself by fanning the tiny, inner sparks of possibility into flames of achievement.
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Post by: boloa on February 01, 2011, 11:39:42 AM
#1 If you lend someone 1000 baht , and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
#2 If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out.
#3 If you look like your passport picture, you probably need a holiday.
#4 A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
#5 Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.
#5 Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
#6 Everyone has a photographic memory.  Some just don't have film.
#7 If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
#8 Indecision is the key to flexibility.
#9 Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
#10 You can beat an egg but you can't beat a w*** .... :laugh:
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Post by: boloa on February 01, 2011, 12:07:54 PM
A short story to explain a sentence  ::)

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out a way to get him out. Finally he decided it was probably impossible and the animal was old and the well was dry anyway, so it just wasn't worth it to try and retrieve the donkey.  So the farmer asked his neighbours to come over and help him cover up the well. They all grabbed shovels and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, when the donkey realized what was happening he cried horribly. Then, to everyone's amazement, he quieted down and let out some happy brays. A few shovel loads later, the farmer looked down the well to see what was happening and was astonished at what he saw. With every shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was shaking it off and taking a step up.

As the farmer's neighbours continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal, he continued to shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon, to everyone's amazement, the donkey stepped up over the edge of the well and trotted off.

Consider that the moral of this tale is: Life is going to shovel dirt on you. The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.  Through applying wisdom every adversity can be turned into a stepping stone.  The way to get out of the deepest well is by never giving up but by shaking yourself off and taking a step up.

What happens to you isn't nearly as important as how you react to it. smilebar
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Post by: isanbirder on February 01, 2011, 12:14:18 PM
Is today is was tomorrow.
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Post by: PBarnfeather on February 02, 2011, 06:24:06 AM
A wise, old TV hostess once said: If someone shows you how they are, believe them the first time.

That is the only thing she ever said that is worth remembering.
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Post by: fox on February 02, 2011, 09:36:18 AM
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.

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Post by: Admin on February 03, 2011, 04:01:28 PM
Do not shame your friend in public.
Please keep on his dignity,
Because its a way of life.

If your friend is in trouble,
failed in his actions,
Do not embarrass him in public and help him.

If your friend forgets, wrong or confused,
Correct and show him the right way privately.
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Post by: redrover on February 03, 2011, 04:21:59 PM
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friends' nose. smilenod
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Post by: Paddyram on February 03, 2011, 05:27:41 PM
It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't.
Spike Milligan

Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
Spike Milligan
Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
Spike Milligan


I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge.
Spike Milligan


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Post by: PBarnfeather on February 03, 2011, 06:01:16 PM
Something everyone should know.

The less you know
the more you think you know
because you don't know
you don't know.
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Post by: freshy on February 04, 2011, 10:35:14 AM
"The best and most beautiful things cannot be seen or even touched,
they must be felt with the heart." love2
สิ่งที่สวยงามที่สุดมิอาจสัมผัสได้โดยสัมผัสทางกาย ทว่าต้องรับรู้ผ่านหัวใจ
To love is nothing. To be loved is something.
To love and be loved is everything!! pray1
การได้รักเป็นเพียงความว่างเปล่า การถูกรักเป็นเพียงแค่บางสิ่งบางอย่าง
ส่วนการได้รักและการถูกรัก นั้นเป็นทุกอย่าง party13
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Post by: freshy on February 04, 2011, 01:49:37 PM
Something everyone should know.

The less you know
the more you think you know
because you don't know
you don't know.
"I can't know, do I know too much or too less."
Because something might enough for me but in the same time it might not enough for someone.
But I know that "people are different".
giggle gossip1
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Post by: nico on February 04, 2011, 04:51:02 PM
Small bird flew south for the winter. It was already cold and the bird's wings stiffened and it crashed into the field. When it was lying there, a cow came along and dropped a pile of dung on top of the bird. Manure was warm and soft, and warms the little bird. Bird enjoyed the wonderful warmth and, began to chirp. A passing cat heard the chirp and went to investigate where the sound comes from. It found a little bird dug it out from the manure and ate it.

 moral of the story

Not everyone who throws shit in your neck, are your enemies.
Not everyone who lifts you up from shit, are your friend.
If you are in deep shit, its better to shut up.
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Post by: tommynew on February 04, 2011, 06:41:15 PM
Another Spike Milligan
On his headstone were the words "I told you I was ill"
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Post by: boloa on February 04, 2011, 06:57:09 PM
"Stay out of the black and in the red, you get nothing in this game for two in a bed"....Jim Bowen on  Bullseye  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Post by: Admin on February 05, 2011, 11:40:06 AM
Show Me Your Friends, And I’ll Tell You Who You Are.

http://www.ithinkyoushould.com/?p=1603 (http://www.ithinkyoushould.com/?p=1603)
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Post by: PBarnfeather on February 05, 2011, 12:12:29 PM
A friend is someone who knows all about you, and still likes you.
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Post by: Paddyram on February 06, 2011, 05:26:14 AM
A friend is someone that will pay your bail, a good friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying 'we really fucked up this time' and your best friend is the one that wakes you in the morning on his couch and says 'you nearly got arrested last night, lucky I saw you first'.

Thats one of mine.
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Post by: Admin on February 09, 2011, 10:30:55 AM
The worst of mankind is he whose power of speech exceeds his power of thought.

A fool's tongue is his tragedy.

A young tree bends, an old tree breaks.

Problems cannot be solved at the same level of awareness that created them.

Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them.

Ultimately, the only power to which man should aspire is that which he exercies over himself.

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Post by: PBarnfeather on February 09, 2011, 12:23:55 PM
Common sense ain’t common.
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Post by: candy on February 09, 2011, 12:49:54 PM
A man who makes love to crinkly biscuits is fucking crackers oldmanwithstick
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Post by: Admin on February 11, 2011, 01:44:41 PM
Good ones. icon_must

Wine into - The secret out.

On taste & smell there is nothing to argue about.

There ain't no such thing as a free lunch.

If I am not for myself, who is for me? And when I am [only] for myself, what am I? And if not now, when?

If a flame has caught the cedars, what will the moss on the wall say?

Don't throw a stone into a well you drank from.

Your friend's honor be as dear to you as your own.

Can a black change his skin, or the leopard his spots?

The one who disqualifies, disqualifies based on his own fault.

The sky is the limit.

Life and death in the hands of the tongue.

Don't do to another what is hated by you.

He who got burnt in boiling water, will be careful in mildly warm water.

He who demands well, should fullfill his demands well.

Best defense is attack.
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Post by: freshy on February 11, 2011, 08:19:46 PM
fairydust
I love you not only for what you are,
but for what I am when I am with you...
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Post by: freshy on February 11, 2011, 08:26:01 PM
Life Is Like A Cup of Coffee - Inspirational Video Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3NgzQ9Pcsg#)
 thumbup smilenod
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Post by: mxyzptlk on February 11, 2011, 08:54:39 PM
Never drink on an empty head....

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income.
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Post by: Admin on February 14, 2011, 10:43:58 AM
Five Tips For Tact
by Marlene Chism
http://superperformance.com/5tipstact.php (http://superperformance.com/5tipstact.php)

Managers face the difficult task of giving advice and criticism. Both of these tasks threaten to damage professional relationships if not handled properly. While giving critical feedback is a necessary evil, there are those who, as one philosopher said, “find fault as if it were buried treasure.” Using the appropriate words, watching the order and placement of your language as well as increasing your own self-awareness will help you strike a balance in your leadership. Here are five tips for tact:

Criticize in private

Don’t criticize in public or in front of anyone other than the person you are addressing. This sounds simple enough, but private means no one else but you and the person you are critiquing. I once heard someone say to another person, “There are several broken links on your web page.” The problem was that they said this in front of three of this person’s business associates. While it wasn’t in front of a crowd it was still embarrassing for everyone at the table. There are instances where it’s important to give immediate feedback. For example at a company awards banquet several years ago I noticed an associate with a price tag hanging from her new sweater. I passed her a handwritten note telling her I would meet her in the restroom to cut the tag.

Use Evaluation Language

If you are challenged and need some coaching a good idea is to join Toastmasters. As you learn how to critique by using ‘evaluation language’ you become skilled at how to ‘take evaluation’ as well. Some examples of evaluation language can be seen in the following bullet points.

• “The report just needs a little tweaking…”
• “Here are some opportunities for growth…”
• “Some future suggestions are…”
• I’ve made a few observations that I have some questions about…

As the leader, it’s your job to critique and it’s a good idea to offer part of the solution or to support them in their improvement. However if this is a business associate it’s best to use wisdom when offering free advice. Be sure to ask if they want feedback or suggestions rather than making the assumption that they want your advice. Notice what is already excellent and comment on past improvements. It helps soften the criticism.

Use pronouns effectively

Use the pronoun ‘you’ when complimenting and avoid using ‘you’ when you are giving critical review. Which sounds better: “I enjoyed reading your report,” or “you wrote a great report.” The pronoun ‘you’ gives a sense of ownership, therefore it is harsh when used prior to criticism. Which sounds worse: “I observed a few grammatical errors on the report.” Or, “You made several grammatical errors on the report.”

Make observations not judgments

If you must criticize, your statements should be based on facts and observations instead of judgments. A judgment indicates there is something moral or immoral and it speaks more about your own perception of what you believe to be the other person’s intentions. Consider the difference in these two statements said to a person who continually interrupts:

“You think what you say is more important than what I have to say.” (Judgment) Or, “I’ve noticed that when I start to speak, I am not allowed to finish my sentence.” (Observation.) Observations are based on evidence or facts and judgments are based on internal values, beliefs and morals. To paraphrase famous author Wayne Dyer, “your judgments do not define anyone else but you.”

Avoid “if I were you” statements

The most absurd statement that often precedes advice giving is “If I were you.” It should be avoided. One of my favorite statements: “If ‘ifs’ and ‘buts’ were candy and nuts, we’d all have a Merry Christmas!” If you “were they,” you would think, act and behave exactly as they have, because you would be them! A better statement is, “considering the information you have given me, my suggestion would be to…”

Go from negative to positive

Ask for what you want instead of what you don’t want. If you observe the language of other managers, you will find that most talk in the negative by expressing what they don’t want instead of what they do want. Using the same example from “making observations instead of judgments” consider the following statements.

“I don’t want to be interrupted.” (Negative)
“I would like to finish what I was saying.”(Positive)

Even though the meaning is basically the same, the second statement is more tactful; more carefully placed and is just as direct without lacking diplomacy.

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Definition of Tact:
http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tact (http://www.thefreedictionary.com/tact)
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on February 14, 2011, 10:58:34 AM
You're only as old as the woman you feel!
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Post by: Starman on February 14, 2011, 12:04:28 PM
To avoid cutting your fingers when cutting vegetables soak them in warm salty water for five minutes beforehand.

Rinse the vegetables to make sure all of the saline mixture has been removed.

Select a sharp, small but sturdy, knife.

Then get someone else to cut them.
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Post by: Vombatus on February 14, 2011, 01:06:48 PM
Don't take a piss after chopping chillies.
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Post by: freshy on February 17, 2011, 01:29:05 PM
Have education making you a quality person,

What you do and what you talk will reflect your habits.

Your habits will reflect that you have or have no education

Then will reflect that, you are a quality person or no. party13
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Post by: Admin on February 17, 2011, 11:39:31 PM
Have education making you a quality person,

What you do and what you talk will reflect your habits.

Your habits will reflect that you have or have no education

Then will reflect that, you are a quality person or no. party13
True. Every word is written in stone. spiral
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Post by: nico on February 18, 2011, 04:38:37 AM
so easy...
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Post by: Admin on February 18, 2011, 09:22:47 AM
so easy...
Brilliant!
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Post by: Dave the Dude on February 18, 2011, 10:34:21 AM
Don't get angry, get even!
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Post by: Dave the Dude on February 18, 2011, 10:36:05 AM
Learned from my Senior Manager at Brixton, with regard to people wanting to borrow money...

A quick answer is always >>>  NO!
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Post by: binnsy on February 18, 2011, 11:04:34 AM
Never eat Yellow snow.

You can choose your friends but not your family.

Never count your chickens before they hatch.

Its not over until the final whistle is blown.

Its a game of two halfs.
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Post by: isanbirder on February 18, 2011, 05:14:28 PM
Don't marry for money;  just love where money lies!
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Post by: Geordie Boy on February 18, 2011, 06:22:20 PM
A man who never made a mistake..........Never made anything.

History is the clearest guide to the future.

At the crossroads which road you choose to go down depends on where you have come from.

Never work with friends or family.



Rule 1. Women are always right.

Rule 2. Should a woman make a mistake (in the eyes of a man).  See rule 1.

And finally

Never post on the internet after a case of Leo!
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Post by: Admin on March 04, 2011, 10:26:45 PM
Does your mouth equal to your heart?
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Post by: TBWG on March 04, 2011, 10:55:45 PM

Don't pee into the wind!


TBWG
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Post by: bartomeer on March 04, 2011, 11:51:47 PM
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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Post by: Dave the Dude on March 05, 2011, 06:47:36 AM
You have only one mouth and two ears.

Listen twice as much as you speak.
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Post by: wolfman on March 09, 2011, 07:28:38 PM
Similar to the Inspirational Coffee Video on the previous page:


The professor stood before his philosophy class. Instead of the usual small pile of books, he had an assortment of items in front of him. It was early in the term and the last first year students were taking their places. Without a word, he picked up a very large empty mayonnaise jar. He began to fill it carefully with golf balls. When he could get no more in, he asked the students if the jar was full. They said that it was.

So the professor picked up a box of small pebbles and began to pour them into the jar shaking it occasionally. The pebbles rolled themselves into the small spaces between the golf balls.
Again he asked the students if the jar was full. Again, they said that it was.

He next picked up a box of sand and poured it gently over the golf balls shaking the jar every few moments to allow the sand to fill up the very small spaces between everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students, by now realising that they had led themselves up a blind alley, joined in the exercise and responded with a loud and unanimous ‘Yes.’

With the flourish of a magician, the professor then produced two bottles of Guinness from his brief case and poured the entire contents into the jar, now ‘completely’ filling the empty spaces between the grains of sand. The students laughed.

‘Now’, said the professor, as the laughter subsided, ‘this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things, your family, your children, your health, your friends, your passions. These are the things that if everything else was lost and only they remained, your
life would be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter - like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything else, the small stuff.

If you put the sand into the jar first’, he continued, ‘there would be no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life.

If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Love and respect your partner – go out to dinner and the theatre. Play with your children. Take the time to have medical check-ups.

Play another 18 holes. There will always be time for the cleaning. There will be another opportunity to fix things around the house.

Set your priorities. Take care of your golf balls before you take care of your pebbles. The rest is just sand.’

He bowed. The class applauded the presentation.

One student raised a
hand.

‘Professor’, she said, ‘you didn’t mention the Guinness. What does the Guinness represent?’

The professor smiled. ‘I'm glad you asked. It doesn’t matter how full your life may seem, there's always time for a couple of bottles of Guinness.’ party4

 
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 09, 2011, 07:34:01 PM
Brilliant Wolfman.

Welcome to BRE
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Post by: urleft on March 11, 2011, 06:46:08 AM
There are no easy answers' but there are simple answers. We must have the courage to do what we know is morally right.

Life is one grand, sweet song, so start the music.

I know it's hard when you're up to your armpits in alligators to remember you came here to drain the swamp

There are no such things as limits to growth, because there are no limits to the human capacity for intelligence, imagination, and wonder


There are no constraints on the human mind, no walls around the human spirit, no barriers to our progress except those we ourselves erect


One way to make sure crime doesn't pay would be to let the government run it.

The most terrifying words in the English langauge are: I'm from the government and I'm here to help


Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

Ronald Reagan

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Post by: nookiebear on March 11, 2011, 06:50:53 AM
You make a cuckoo look intelligent
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Post by: isanbirder on March 11, 2011, 09:24:10 AM
You make a cuckoo look intelligent

The cuckoo's a smart bird, Nookie;   it gets others to do all the work of bringing up kids.
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 09:44:07 AM
You make a cuckoo look intelligent

The cuckoo's a smart bird, Nookie;   it gets others to do all the work of bringing up kids.
Sounds familiar  smilenod
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 11, 2011, 10:21:06 AM
Obviously you are not a "Hands-On" parent Boloa!
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 10:38:05 AM
Obviously you are not a "Hands-On" parent Boloa!
I divorced when my children were young ( 5 and 7 ) and they came and stayed every other weekend,In 10 years I never missed a weekend and my two daughters always came before any other plans. smilenod
Out here in Thailand many young people hand their children over to their parents or relatives ,some for good reason ( Like getting a job ) or some because they can't be bothered. In our village the Grandparents are always complaining that they struggle with grandchildren because no money is coming for their children.I only speak as I find Nick  :biggrin:
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 11, 2011, 10:50:11 AM
I find the same Boloa. TIT.

Perhaps though you are a "Hands On" the wife! 
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 11:01:31 AM
I find the same Boloa. TIT.

Perhaps though you are a "Hands On" the wife!

I have my moments   love2
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 11:08:36 AM
One for you Nick....A Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush ( baby )  :biggrin:
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 11, 2011, 11:24:49 AM
One for you Nick....A Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush ( baby )  :biggrin:

But two in the Bush is more fun... love2 bananadance
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 11:27:37 AM
One for you Nick....A Bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush ( baby )  :biggrin:

But two in the Bush is more fun... love2 bananadance

Two in the hand is even better  love1
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Post by: Prakhonchai Nick on March 11, 2011, 11:30:33 AM
A menage a trois  presents3
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Post by: nookiebear on March 11, 2011, 11:36:29 AM
Boloa you are about as popular as Pork Chops are in a synagogue punk redman redman icon_heart
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Post by: boloa on March 11, 2011, 11:41:36 AM
Boloa you are about as popular as Pork Chops are in a synagogue punk redman redman icon_heart

I find that hard to believe  ::) ::)  :laugh:
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Post by: nookiebear on March 11, 2011, 11:50:28 AM
You make a cuckoo look intelligent

The cuckoo's a smart bird, Nookie;   it gets others to do all the work of bringing up kids.
I didnt say it wasn't!!
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Post by: Admin on March 11, 2011, 12:04:35 PM
Really 3 Wise Men.  chairhit
Monty Python Life of Brian - 3 Wise Men (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIjBO26qjYM#)
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Post by: Admin on March 29, 2011, 04:41:09 PM
Illusions commend themselves to us because they save us pain and allow us to enjoy pleasure instead. We must therefore accept it without complaint when they sometimes collide with a bit of reality against which they are dashed to pieces.
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Post by: nookiebear on March 29, 2011, 05:11:21 PM
As popular as a Pork Chop in a Synagogue
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Post by: nico on March 29, 2011, 09:38:16 PM
another...
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Post by: nookiebear on March 30, 2011, 08:46:07 AM
If you had brains you'd be dangerous
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Post by: Vombatus on March 30, 2011, 09:19:50 AM
... and if you had twice as much brain you would still be a half-wit !
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Post by: Admin on April 06, 2011, 08:09:01 AM
Never say Never.
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Post by: nookiebear on April 06, 2011, 08:18:53 AM
I've heard ducks x before
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Post by: urleft on April 06, 2011, 11:56:33 AM
Everyone has to believe in something, I believe I will have another drink!

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Post by: Admin on June 15, 2011, 07:06:55 PM
If you are out to describe the truth, leave elegance to the tailor.
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Post by: BromleyBumkin on June 15, 2011, 09:55:21 PM
"If at first you don't succeed then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
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Post by: nico on November 25, 2011, 11:17:35 PM
 :D
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Post by: John the Traveller on November 26, 2011, 01:41:49 PM
Thanks for yours Nico.....brilliant!!

Mine :- Women should stop worrying about being women and start worrying about being human beings.

Cheers,
John
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Post by: Jon Terry on November 26, 2011, 05:04:10 PM
Religon is just a spiritual mafia
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Post by: John the Traveller on November 26, 2011, 05:08:33 PM
Best I saw Jon was a comparison of religions which boiled down to the following quote :-


My imaginery friend is better then your imaginery friend Naaah Naaah Nah Nah Nah !
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Post by: Mod on November 26, 2011, 07:55:10 PM
Hope I translate it right... oldmanwithstick

"As more the description itself close to the true, there is more danger that we'll believe, that the description is the true itself...
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Post by: Vombatus on November 26, 2011, 09:02:48 PM
I have always wondered about this one:-

'many mickles make a muckle'.
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Post by: Mod on December 16, 2011, 01:33:24 AM
 :biggrin:
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Post by: Nobby on December 16, 2011, 10:19:19 AM
:biggrin:

 I like that one. Mod!  thumbup
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Post by: Mod on December 22, 2011, 02:08:38 PM
 smilenod
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Post by: nico on January 05, 2012, 11:00:40 PM
After reading shoutbox today, i just had to post this... so sorry brick1
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Post by: Mod on January 05, 2012, 11:31:05 PM
Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens.-

 Jimi Hendrix
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Post by: Tonyc on January 05, 2012, 11:44:55 PM
One of my favorite Jimi quotes   love5

When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace.
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Post by: Mod on January 05, 2012, 11:53:38 PM
s t r o n g ...    thumbup
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Post by: Tonyc on January 06, 2012, 12:06:54 AM
  :biggrin:
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Post by: Tonyc on January 07, 2012, 03:22:50 PM
Just because someones opinion isn't the same as yours does not mean they are hating, it means they have an…..Opinion. smilenod
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Post by: Mod on January 07, 2012, 06:21:44 PM
"Sow a thought and you reap an action;
Sow an act and you reap a habit;
Sow a habit and you reap a character;
Sow a character and you reap a destiny."   
 
 

Emerson, Ralph Waldo
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Post by: Bigbus on January 07, 2012, 06:36:27 PM
When they discover the center of the universe, a lot of people will be disappointed to discover they are not it.
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Post by: Bigbus on January 07, 2012, 06:37:42 PM
Patience is the companion of wisdom.
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Post by: Jon Terry on January 07, 2012, 06:41:39 PM
When you see just see
When you hear just hear
When you Know just know
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Post by: Bigbus on January 10, 2012, 09:47:05 PM
Men marry women with the hope they will never change.
Women marry men with the hope they will change.
Invaribly they are both disappointed.
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Post by: Mod on January 11, 2012, 03:11:10 PM
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Post by: Welsh Wonder on January 11, 2012, 04:51:49 PM
Let he who has not sinned cast the first stone   :)
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Post by: Bigbus on January 11, 2012, 09:04:38 PM
Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day.
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Post by: Bigbus on January 21, 2012, 04:04:42 PM
One should follow a man of wisdom who rebukes one for one's faults, as one would follow a guide to some buried treasure.
To one who follows such a wise man, it will be an advantage and not a disadvantage.
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Post by: urleft on January 21, 2012, 09:16:36 PM
Don't take a piss after chopping chillies.

Wish I had seen this in 1995 when I found out the hard way it is very true. 

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Post by: Bigbus on January 22, 2012, 08:21:44 PM
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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Post by: Bigbus on January 25, 2012, 05:47:58 PM
"Being challenged in life is inevitable, being defeated is optional."
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Post by: Mod on January 26, 2012, 09:48:15 AM
 sawadi
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Post by: Bigbus on January 27, 2012, 12:35:23 PM
 :)
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Post by: Bigbus on January 28, 2012, 05:49:47 PM
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
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Post by: Bigbus on March 07, 2012, 04:16:42 PM
Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, 'Lillian, you should have remained a virgin..'
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Post by: Bigbus on March 12, 2012, 02:05:53 PM
A true fact....
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Post by: Bigbus on March 17, 2012, 11:48:26 PM
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.
- Alex Levine
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Post by: Bigbus on March 31, 2012, 12:38:57 PM
Truth
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Post by: Bigbus on April 16, 2012, 06:09:26 PM
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Post by: Mod on April 17, 2012, 06:06:30 PM
 smilenod
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Post by: Mod on April 24, 2012, 04:58:21 PM
 smilenod
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Post by: Bigbus on April 25, 2012, 12:36:38 AM
 smilenod
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Post by: Bigbus on April 30, 2012, 04:40:21 PM
 smilenod
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Post by: Mod on May 12, 2012, 10:45:54 AM
 smilenod
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Post by: Bigbus on May 13, 2012, 06:07:38 PM
 smilenod
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Post by: Mod on May 13, 2012, 06:43:01 PM
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Post by: Mod on August 15, 2012, 10:56:34 AM
 smilenod
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Post by: urleft on August 15, 2012, 08:11:11 PM
Definition of Stress: 

 The confusion caused when one's mind overrides the body’s natural desire to choke the living sh*t out of some a$$hole that desperately needs it.
 
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Post by: TBWG on August 15, 2012, 08:38:05 PM
Hmm


Well after all those deep words of wisdom I need to add my 4 pennoth

Never piss into the wind!


TBWG buriram_united sawadi
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Post by: Mod on August 17, 2012, 11:14:17 AM
 :o
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Post by: Mod on September 09, 2012, 10:00:55 AM
 ::)
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Post by: dimple joe on September 09, 2012, 10:18:09 AM
 oldmanwithstick
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Post by: Bigbus on December 13, 2012, 03:29:36 AM
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Post by: Jamaw on December 13, 2012, 10:14:35 AM
Every child born is born innocent. Hatred, bigotry, prejudice and racism must be learned and there's no greater tutor than religion.
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Post by: toffo on December 13, 2012, 01:22:08 PM
Size does matter
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Post by: Ahab on December 13, 2012, 11:00:49 PM
A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
    Lao-tzu, The Way of Lao-tzu
    Chinese philosopher (604 BC - 531 BC)
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Post by: tommynew on January 05, 2013, 02:40:48 PM
Has "marry in haste, repent at leisure" been covered
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Post by: Speros on January 05, 2013, 04:26:01 PM
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Post by: Speros on January 05, 2013, 04:28:27 PM
some people feel the rain, others just get wet.......Bob Marley
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Post by: Speros on January 05, 2013, 04:30:42 PM
Some people deserve a High Five........in the face with a chair.
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Post by: Speros on January 05, 2013, 04:45:04 PM
this is so true, im sure we have all seen.
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Post by: pgthai on January 05, 2013, 06:25:37 PM
Its a nice day today in Thailand.....keep smiling :)
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Post by: Ahab on January 14, 2013, 01:28:03 PM
"Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool"
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Post by: rufusredtail on January 14, 2013, 05:05:55 PM
There's  nothing like an old fool and his money .
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Post by: Mikeh on January 16, 2013, 07:26:20 AM
 :o  Engage your brain before you open your mouth
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Post by: Nobby on January 16, 2013, 09:07:30 AM
No one is right in wars, as it only proves who is left.

Don't get angry, get even
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Post by: Speros on January 16, 2013, 01:24:08 PM
 newargue
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Post by: Bigbus on January 18, 2013, 04:29:03 AM
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Post by: Speros on January 20, 2013, 12:35:15 AM
Three truths in life
1. Your truth
2. Their truth
3. The truth
And sometimes they are totally unaware of each other!
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Post by: Speros on January 20, 2013, 12:47:37 AM
Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open ones mouth and prove it.......mark twain
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Post by: Speros on January 20, 2013, 02:29:50 PM
Better to be thought of as a fool, than to open ones mouth and prove it.......mark twain
It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
Mark Twain
my Bad...correction: note to self.....remember whiskey doesn't improve memory  buttslap
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Post by: smoooth2 on February 23, 2013, 08:59:26 AM
Cleavage ... the one thing you can look down on ... yet still totally approve

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