Buriram Expats
Buriram Province - General Category => Riddles, puzzles and brain teasers, Music, ENTERTAINMENT!!! => Topic started by: TBWG on September 09, 2010, 08:57:09 PM
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Police in Manchester last night announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2,000 semi-automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, £50 million in forged UK banknotes and 25 trafficked Ukrainian prostitutes, all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library in Moss Side. Local residents were stunned.
A community spokesman said: "We're deeply shocked. We never knew we had a library!" fastclapping
TBWG sawadi
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:D please more of those.
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat shirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me: "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back: "Manchester United.â€
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63 Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning. It was not a terrorist attack—a bunk bed collapsed.
The police are blaming AL IKEA.
TBWG sawadi
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Never Lose Your Grandson!
My small grandson got lost in the new Liverpool One shopping centre the other day.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Granddad."
The guard smiled, then asked: "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied: "Red wine, and women with big tits." thumbup
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TBWG sawadi
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"I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger kid." thumbup
TBWG sawadi